the spell shall break

• Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
• Me: What does that mean?
• Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
• Me: Thanks

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

(via date)

toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg

(via campurrdown)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via ihearnothinglastsforever)

regifire:

reason #349689034789768934076

why none of tumblr’s users are ready for parenting

(via wherethe-wildthings-are)

essentric:

nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents

(via date)